Combination of drunkenness and fatigue which leaves the drinker in a zombie like state.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

To be intoxicated to the point of using no real words, but just grunts and pointing to tell somebody something. Also involves being intoxicated to the point of not having your eyes completely open.

Tendencies include walking up to a conversation not involved in, listening for a few minutes without input, then walking away.

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.