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When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
by Dirty Top March 29, 2021
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"Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.
Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."
Kevin: "go for it bro."
Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."
Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
Kevin: "go for it bro."
Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."
Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
by Kevin-T. March 28, 2011