Urban Dictionary: Zolton

A god-like being of near immeasurable power, stregth, stamina, intelligence and ego. Hah!

Who would win in a fight: Thor the Thunder God or Zolton the God of Reality?

by Zolton January 08, 2004

Honourable member, ninja and mighty god to all beings. Also having the ability to destroy and rampage over backstabbers.

I dont dare.. Zolton will get us !

by Moe January 14, 2004

I filled zoltons car 4 times because he is a broke bitch

by Remrem1274 February 23, 2017

1.(n)An uber L337 pwnz0r who likes to set thiings on fire, and eat chicken.

2.(v)the act of BBQ'ing thy enemy and feeding him to the rats.

(n)That guy is realy kicking our ass, he must be a zolton!
(v)You had better be careful or I will zolton you!

by bob February 10, 2003

A Zolton likes to yiff her furry friends.

When you can feel the spark between 2 people but you aren't one of them.

omgg Brittney did u feel that zolton between Edward and Chloe!!!

by dani da g May 22, 2020

I use to listen to Zolton Stein before they sold out.