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When a person named Zoë/Zoey gives you a blowjob for 20$ (they're free if you are named Owen)
"I just spent 20 bucks for a Zojob, and damn it was worth it."
by Purely_derpy073 December 15, 2017
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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While you are getting a blow job and a girl puts her knuckle in your butt hole so you cum harder.
A girl gave me a zojob and know my butt feels violated
by DZheng January 16, 2016
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A spirit that haunts a specific subset of men. To be a member of this subset, the man must closely resemble a blob fish in its absurd flappy body and spineless interior. Those men must beware the ZoJob. To anyone else, a ZoJob is an entertaining and joyful spirit.
That ZoJob got in that mans head. So bad he thought Urban Dictionary could save his blowfish ass.
by pettybeddy February 23, 2021
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