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When a person named Zoë/Zoey gives you a blowjob for 20$ (they're free if you are named Owen)
"I just spent 20 bucks for a Zojob, and damn it was worth it."
by Purely_derpy073 December 15, 2017
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A spirit that haunts a specific subset of men. To be a member of this subset, the man must closely resemble a blob fish in its absurd flappy body and spineless interior. Those men must beware the ZoJob. To anyone else, a ZoJob is an entertaining and joyful spirit.
That ZoJob got in that mans head. So bad he thought Urban Dictionary could save his blowfish ass.
by pettybeddy February 23, 2021
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While you are getting a blow job and a girl puts her knuckle in your butt hole so you cum harder.
A girl gave me a zojob and know my butt feels violated
by DZheng January 16, 2016
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