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f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.
that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!
by labio July 02, 2008
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The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana
Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.
by Wackass247 September 23, 2018
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A feeling of tiredness, and defeat.
"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"
by Suicidaldream December 16, 2017
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When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later
Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked

Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon
by BicBoiMatt March 05, 2018
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When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.
"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018
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