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Normally very chill and can take alot of annoyance and pain but when she's really mad you have to beware. She can become your worst nightmare if she is mad at you. She will either like you or hate you. She is very quiet until you get to know her. Once you do you will see how nice, caring, and thoughtful she is. Also she is very silly and weird. She is normally loved by all and wants to be friends with everyone.
Guy 1"She is so nice and fun! "
Guy2"Yea she's zoie."
Guy 1"That makes alot of sense."
by Katrina Hills May 09, 2017
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Zoie is typically a brunette. She has a wild sense of humor. Zoie can be very lazy. She laughes at stupid things and she has a lot of stuffed animals. Zoie will do things whenever she feels like it but only if she wants to do it. She is a good friend and won’t drop someone that easily.
by Joswehdakittycat June 18, 2018
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A zoie is a person who is beautiful but doesn't believe it. Shorter than most, but loves sports!
Me:you are so pretty!
Zoie: no I am not! I am ugly!
by DidYouKnowTheBackpackKid November 13, 2017
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Zoies would feel ugly and unappreciated by all the work she did to make people happy. She sacrifices her own happiness to make others happy.
She might seem strong on the outside,
But she’s slowly breaking.
Zoies would usually have suicidal thoughts.
Zoies feel very unloved at home also, Zoies are usually the older sister or the eldest. And that means they don’t have as much attention as they hope they would.
The Zoie I know has one younger sister and has been the only child for so long.
Zoies probably talks to herself at night about her problems since no one would listen. Her heart hurts so much because of everything she’s been through. She gives really good advice to people- but she can’t follow through with that advice herself. Her thoughts are probably “I hate myself” “why can’t i go back in time” “why do I have to be the eldest” and all that stuff; Zoies are caring, loving, beautiful inside and out, selfless and would do anything for anyone. Zoies can take a lot of annoyance, but when she’s really stressed she would start breaking and crying. Zoies can really fight for what’s right and would help a lot of people if what they’re doing is right. Zoies usually likes roses or sunflowers. Zoies birthday is usually in winter and Zoie loves snow. Zoies favorite weather is snow or when it’s cold but sunny. Zoie loves watching the sunsets and watching stars. But if she’s not doing that then she’s inside texting and comforting her friends or on social media.
Girl 1- Zoie is so ugly and rude

Girl 2- she isn’t! She’s so caring to me. If she was rude to you she was probably fighting for what is right for her friends!
by Wolf128 November 11, 2018
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Zoie is a person who is really hyper and always happy, you have to tell her to slow down to under stand what she is saying, she is usually dirty blounde and brown eyes, she is a awsome person, but when it comes to her best friend geating hurt by someone, someone is dead. She Always finds the good in everything.
Teacher: Zoie you are suspended. Zoie: ok, fine with me I do not like your shitty food anyways /skips down the hall to tell her bff the good news/
by By best fren Emily April 11, 2017
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Zoie is a girl who is not afraid to be herself. she is a badass motherfucker. She is clinically insane but a really awesome person. she is so cool and fun to be around. she always makes you feel awesome. she is so cool and lots of people love her.
guys Zoie told me the funniest joke
by sstrangeerdangeer October 10, 2018
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