A female with a long inner labia that resembles the face of Futurama character Dr. Zoidberg.
Damn every time that bitch walks you can hear her Zoidberg pussy clap.
by tearforthemartyr January 22, 2012
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A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.
Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.
by Mleahy39 February 09, 2018
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The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.
I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Noun: A Oral and Manual Sex act: four fingers are pushed into the |Vagian. The tongue and mouth are used to stimulate the Vulva and Clitoris. Both mouth and Hand are used in a vigorous wriggling manner.
James "Lindsey loves it we're doing the Zoidberg tonight!"

Lindsey : I can't wait to go to James' house later. He told me we could Zoidberg tonight.
by BoaTManMe November 30, 2020
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A person that just rambles about nothing in particular just to hear their voice
Oh god that guy is such a zoidberg he's zoidberging
by Evil genius October 13, 2012
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To do your own medical procedure without any past medical training.
Guy: "Dang my tooth really aches! eh, I'll Zoidberg it"
by SuperMeme September 17, 2017
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