Zoberism is defending the rights of zbars in all over the world.
Zoberism movements have campaigned and continue to campaign for Zbar's rights, including the right to: vote, hold public office, work, earn equal pay, own property, receive education, enter contracts, have equal rights within marriage, and maternity leave.

the art of not being stoned.

zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk

A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics