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The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.
(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)
A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!
(When observing "nature" at your local park)
B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?
C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!
A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!
(When observing "nature" at your local park)
B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?
C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!
by Kiki Reeves March 20, 2012
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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(After playing Skyrim for seven hours straight)
A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!
(When asking someone to hang out and play video games)
B: Hey, you! Wanna get zobbled tonight?
A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!
(When asking someone to hang out and play video games)
B: Hey, you! Wanna get zobbled tonight?
by Status Go December 15, 2011