ZoSed (pronounced "zossed" - and that might be a more practical spelling)- A well publicized and anticipated action that has been built up by the performer which dramatically crashes in burns in a way that was expected (by the "audience"), but still manages to disappoint. Comes from a corruption of an abbreviation for Zenimax Online Studios, and in particular refers to multiple attempts to "fix", "update" or improve the functionality of a large online game and then the result is that things get much much worse. To some extent is is already in informal use, and variants include "ZoSing".

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Subtle; passive aggressive way of saying you got blacked out.