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A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.
The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.
by goon June 21, 2004
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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