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Just a total goon that's part of a zito gang full of goons. A zito is defined as a weird goon that does weird and random things.
#1: Bro javi is such a zito

#2: Yeah I know all he does is mess around with our lacrosse gear with his squad of zitos
by Htbod April 26, 2017
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someone who needs to realize that relationships are a good thing
person 1: "...dude, she sat on Zito's lap and asked him to go to the dance and he said no..."
person 2: "...wait he said no to a hot chick sitting on his lap?"
person 3: "...what the hell is wrong with that kid?"
by last chance October 02, 2004
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someone who needs to stop being so anti-social and realize that there's a life outside of geekdom
Dammit Zito, suck it up and go to the party.
by Kaida Kitsune October 02, 2004
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(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.
"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"
by Dea Eris February 18, 2005
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(noun) an asexual stick who is afraid of rooms full of people and somehow lacks the ability to attend social events
"...come on Zito, I got here 20 minutes ago..." "...I haven't actually asked my parents yet..."
by BeowulfIsSEXY October 02, 2004
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, often stands up and says "that was gay bobbo" or quietly says "mother fucker" under his breath, while plotting to go over to your computer and bind W to "kill"
by guess April 14, 2003
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