There's a back story to this one. Legend tells of a tale: an man whose name has been lost to the ages was riding a bus in Toronto Canada where a man and his girlfriend were having an argument. At a certain point, the man unzipped his pants, stood up, and hit the woman in the face with his exposed penis. She immediately became silent and remained that way for the rest of the trip. This is a Zip-bap!

the act of texting people while you are pooping