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1. A town in northeastern Illinois that has inadequate train service since 1982. You were able to go from Zion to Milwaukee until 1971.Until 1963 you had two train routes to choose from: The North Shore Line, which is now a bike path and the Chicago & Northwestern where the Metra runs now.
2. A town in northeastern Illinois that takes away the fun stuff for everybody. Examples include the closing of the ice and roller rinks, the park district getting rid of the paddle boats in their infinite wisdom, the park district getting rid of the game room in the leisure center in their infinite wisdom, no more ice cream trucks since 1999 or 2000, and other stuff
3. A town in northeastern Illinois that cuts things short. Examples include the city pool closing at 6pm instead of 8 or 9, carnival shutting down at 10pm instead of 11pm starting this year, and recently, the 4th of July fireworks were only ten minutes long this year. The labor Day Parade might be next in being cut short this year. This might result in ZIon becoming a ghost town.
4. A town in northeastern Illinois where public transportation is cut off by 7pm.
5. a boring ass town
Colleen to Me: Pretty soon Zion might get cut off which means no more trains and busses to zion.

by Billsner July 24, 2008
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The most hottest guy you will meet in high school and maybe so hot were you would do anything to fuck him. He will most likely be black, but his personality can be many things from mad, sad, happy and in the mood for laughs or even sex.
My girlfriend has been acting a little zion today!
by maddy_724 May 05, 2018
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Zion is the most RETARDED FATASS You will ever see The way he annoys everyone is the most ANNOYING THING EVER
by Notlies_itsfax December 05, 2019
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When someone does something totally epic and your at a lost for words.
Q:Did you see Laura’s Snapchat chat?
A:Yes it was totally “ZION
by Potato84 July 07, 2018
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Zion is a teen who is kinda ugly but funny and outgoing all the girls love him he is usually Mexican Or African American he dreams of being in the nba he has a bit of a small dick but gets the job done he can come off as annoying but once you meet him he becomes a funny caring swwet dud who loves his family, friends,and basketball he is also kinda short but he can still ball
Damn did you see zion drop 37 points at last nights game
by Sethbacks April 12, 2019
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a male with a very very very large set of penis and balls. The coolest male you will ever meet. Very talented.
I want zion to get inside of me
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