/zɪŋ/ Exclamative;
1. A noise made when a person, place, or thing is discriminated against in a humorous manner.
2. A sound describing that of sharp objects being flung through the air.
Hey. These eggs are a little hot. I'd like them a little colder. Cold. Like your heart. Zing!"
by Margh August 06, 2008
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when something is postitely spiffing. a way too express the joy and emotion one feels at any specific moment.
think of it as a orgasm for your mouth. slips off the tounge.
this is the zing man
this is zinging
your mother is zinging in bed.
papa smurf is the blue zing
by mary queen of scots (sm) April 05, 2008
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Verb, to point out a diss in an unusually obnoxious and uncalled for manner. There are many ways to present the zing, the most common where you flick your fingers outward in the direction of the person being zinged, and shouting ZING. Other specialty zings include the sniper zing and the predator missile zing.
Liam: Wow these bio notes are way too hard.
Ben: Maybe that's cuz ur stupid and a scrub. ZING.
by ohheythere23759820 November 23, 2010
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An exclamation often provided after a joke when it becomes clear that the initial goals of the joke failed.
My men tell me that your boy screamed like a whore, as they ravaged him -- again, and again. And your wife, squealed like a boy as they nailed her to the cross.

Zing!
by CheesusHCrust January 03, 2012
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Term white people use to sound cool (i.e., even more white) after an insult.
Asian Kid (to White Kid 1): You are cracker.
White Kid 2 (standing next to White Kid 1): ZING!
Asian Kid (to all White People in general): Could you stop being so f*cking white for a f*cking second?"
by miestah December 07, 2005
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a form of verbal taunting, usually associated with extreme embarassment on the targets behalf. Popular phrases succeeding the insult include "HYYYOO" and "OWNED!"
zing - That was a very hearty zing.

Zung - past tense of zing. "You have been zung." "I would not like to get zung again."

Zinging - present tense of zing. "I am zinging you. Isn't this embarrassing?"
by Anonymous March 02, 2003
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The most retarded word ever man invented.
<man> ZING!
<Gods> Why did I bother to create a human being like you? It beyonds me.
by Retardproof January 30, 2004
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