To zing is to nut (ejaculate) somewhere

When you jizz your pants an immense amount

It's a monster thing. ya'll humans won't understand

Boston slang for a drug deal.

To go on a 5 day bender while getting blackout drunk or general fuckedupness to the point where you have to make up the most ridiculous of excuses to Zing out of work for the next 5 days.

zing has no real definitive definition, but it is the opposite of the word "gonk." Zing roughly means somebody, something, or an action that really makes you go, "wow, that was a zing moment." It can also be described as something that is very fantastic or epic.

Monster slang for fuck