Having someone complete a job for you, then finding out they didn't do it and blame you for it not getting done.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

To be one-uped by someone else.

to charge directly, only to be grabbed by the head and thrown aside.

When someone does something patently wrong and then apologises publicly in a melodramatic way so as to garner sympathy greater than that given to the person that was wronged originally.