A guarantee to your friends, that in a designated period of time, you will hook up with a girl. This is a way to put pressure on yourself to not be a bitch and talk to chicks. Failing to fulfill the Zimmer results in a penalty. Recommended starting penalty of a shot of well vodka. A play off of George Zimmer's famous Men's Warehouse saying, "I guarantee it!"

Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.

to move very very slowly along while desperately clutching onto a supporting object

The description of a positive end result

An electrical device (usually a coffee grinder) used to bust up bud (weed). NOT THE SAME as a grinder.

(n.) 1. the part of any break from school where you start becoming extremely bored from lack of something to do and from missing your friends.
2. the point in any break from school where one starts wishing for school to start.

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