a liquor originally known by it's commercials and the slogan, Zomething different. taste is vaguely like flat 7 Up. a rather cheap drink, can be comsumed in masive amounts without the slightest buzz, until you stand up.
wow, she rounded the table with Zima bottles, and she's still fine. just dont ask her to get the door when the pizza arrives...
by Foozi100 July 31, 2005
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They out there, with the fun out there, we gonna hit out there, with nothing to fear. Tear up the spot, get hot.

That's how Zima's jingle goes. It's some bad liquor, I'll tell ya that, and it had an annoying ass commerical during summer that pissed me off.
Always start with the clear...... If you have absolutly no taste in alcohol!
by Mastah Disastah December 09, 2003
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bitch pop, an Ohio term for a fruity malt beverage. Men won't touch that muck.
Only bitches drink Zima, but enough of them will loosen up their thighs.
by England phi beta gamma November 30, 2007
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A term for "owned", said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

Is also often used sarcastically or to call your own minor diss. Was first used by INTERNET GOD Guapo77.
I met the first Canadian Idol winner Ryan Malcolm and was asked if I wanted his autograph. I replied, "Nah, but you can have mine if you want."

ZIMA!!!
by Mr Funny August 08, 2006
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An amazing friend that will do literally to pro
protect her friends and family. She might not always be the nicest friend, but just know when push comes the shove she will be there for you.
by Millie dobdle February 18, 2020
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an oddly sized hobbit that is know to spike the front of the hair to make itself seem a bit taller, but in reality an oddly sized hobbit can not seem any taller. A "zima" can often be found in a "peabodys", easily picked out of a crowd due to the fact that its an oddly sized hobbit. when found, do NOT FEED BEER, a zima is known to snatch up ugly not so skinny women, and guys, u want a zima to take all ugly boat bitches
"yo did u see that Zima?!?! somebody should tell that zima that it cant be any taller no matter high it spikes its hair.
by Special "K" September 16, 2008
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