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1) to perform illegitimately, 2) to masturbate indefinitely, 3) incorrectly accounting for time, 4) to falsely assume others possessions or rightful territory, 5) zing
1) I was at the end of the line so I just Zillmered my way up to the front.
Is that a hickey? Someone Zillmered your neck!
2) She would've made it out last night but she just ended up Zillmering in her room.
"I usually go to the gym, Zillmer around, poop, shower, and then on with my day!"
3) She missed the train by 20 minutes. What a Zillmer!
"Okay class, you're free to go. I dont want to Zillmer you for your next class."
4) "Someone must have Zillmered my bananas because I had 3 in my fridge this morning and now only have 2."
Person 1: Is anybody sitting here?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Not anymore...Zillmer!
5) Person 1: Its really hot in here.
Person 2: Should I leave?...ZILLLMER!
Person 1: That girl I hookedup with last night was pretty hot right?
Person 2: Dude. Her face looked like your moms when she tries to take a shit...ZILLMER!
Is that a hickey? Someone Zillmered your neck!
2) She would've made it out last night but she just ended up Zillmering in her room.
"I usually go to the gym, Zillmer around, poop, shower, and then on with my day!"
3) She missed the train by 20 minutes. What a Zillmer!
"Okay class, you're free to go. I dont want to Zillmer you for your next class."
4) "Someone must have Zillmered my bananas because I had 3 in my fridge this morning and now only have 2."
Person 1: Is anybody sitting here?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Not anymore...Zillmer!
5) Person 1: Its really hot in here.
Person 2: Should I leave?...ZILLLMER!
Person 1: That girl I hookedup with last night was pretty hot right?
Person 2: Dude. Her face looked like your moms when she tries to take a shit...ZILLMER!
by Port Lodge October 11, 2010
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020