The smartest most accomplished man in history. A future POTUS and all around good guy

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

loves banana pancakes and makes the cutest but most annoying faces. he loves crimes and food but mostly he loves being lazy. on top of all that he is the bestest friend in the whole world and is AWESOME!

A real punker type of guy, aesthetically badass in nature and design. Capable of inducing herds of women into panty-soaked misery with the simple wink of an eye. Also a total dick, but he has a TOTAL dick as well.

The smartest guy in the world.

The sweetest, most romantic, boy alive. Always puts others before himself and can always put a smile on your face. Like a dog - he will care for you consistently until forced to stop and will probably end up coming back. Such a sweet boy.

On a side note - totally do-able. Unf.

Zev is a blessing in disguise, the kind of person you would never know could affect your life so deeply. He sees the best in those close to him and is very altruistic. If the feeling of being at home was a person it would be Zev. Zevs tend to attract Aislyns. An Aislyn does not know what to do without a Zev. Zevs tend to think they are funny, but they are actually just plain silly. It is best just to let them think they are funny though because they do not take losing very well. Zevs ALWAYS lose to Aislyns. In conclusion, if you are doing right by God he might just bless you with a Zev. :)