A dog that is nice but also means, when he fights he slaps you and is super hyper
Look its Zeus watch out he will hit you
by I Love My Dog February 16, 2021
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A dog with special needs that cant stand straight, gets confused easily , and runs into things. Some say he is stuck in the 1st grade. He says kiss my ass.(squirrel)!
Zeus like frog. Zeus like pool toys. Zeus is a special.
by Bobster2222 August 15, 2018
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What the??!! Zeus.

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a big man in the sky that throws lightning bolts and hooks up with a lot of women
There goes Zeus hooking up with a mortal women again
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God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants
Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.
by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017
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sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts
He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.
by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013
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A man who the whole world sees as a joke a man who works day and night to make everything better. At frist he will he a whore for sure but once finding that person he loves he’ll forget everything throw away everything for that girl he would do everything he possibly can in his reach to make her smile every day even murder someone only to see her happy he would rather burn the world to hear her say his name one last time
Zeus: you my life and my love

Jasmin: oh stop it your acting like addams Gomez
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