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Usually refering to a girl of the "Domo Arigota Mr.Roboto" orgin, enjoys moonwalking in her physiology class. Procrastinator at best, especially when it comes to presenting the "Tay Sach's Disease presentation". Has an akward taste in music and shares a turst for blood. Enjoys calling others girly-man when deep inside she is FAT.. :)
Guy #1 : Damn dude you're such a Zertuche...

Guy #2 : Am... Not!!
by Ron April 04, 2005
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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