to shove two fingers up one's butt until you reach the rectum.

zen, often achieved through smokin' pot. Great feeling of serenity and peace. Without a doubt the best way to live life.

zen is a pretty nice, cool person they are usually down to earth and honest, they have a good sense of humor, though they can point out your flaws.

Sexiest guy on the planet,loves pussy and has a massive penis

A word that was butchered by a band called Bush in their song, "Everything Zen" and now nobody knows what it means.

v. to sexually stimulate a female partner by moving one's thumb up and down over her clitoris, similar to the motion used in operating a Creative Zen mp3 player.

A pretty damn cool guy.