A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.
Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."
by PlunE June 27, 2016
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A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.
Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."
by PlunE June 27, 2016
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A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.
Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."
by PlunE June 27, 2016
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Peaceful ,relaxing and stress free penis receiving this type of penis don’t allow you to get upset
He gives me Zen-Dick everytime I get overly stressed out
by 🌞Shyne September 30, 2021
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After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.
by 4realazitgits April 01, 2021
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Hangover free beverages that calm your ass down and help you to focus. Normally hemp or CBD infused and alcohol free.
What a week! Could you hit me up with one Zen drink!?

Q: What I could drink instead of alcohol if I wanna try that Scandinavian Sober thing?
A: Definitely Zen drinks!

Energy drinks make me hyperactive. Give me Zen drink instead.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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An individual that is so self-consumed, they destroy the Zen of all those in the immediate vacinity.
Did you see that really agro girl on the dance floor, getting up in everyone's grill? What a Zen-fucker!
by Jackaroe November 24, 2015
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