Zemu

1.A word that can be placed anywhere to mean anything.
2. a word used to replace raunchy language

1.That beard is totally zemu!
2. Imma kick you in the zemu!

by Zanawaki January 08, 2010

Zemus

A Zemus is typically a meme driven whore who will slay your bussy.

Gurl yes, that is Zemus our bussy slayed queen!

by NoThanksQueenxoxo January 31, 2023

Zemus

1)An ownage RuneScape player who likes to use the words "Pns" and "No u" as well as being known to have an unreliable internet connection and uses a very rare language 'moose speak' (2) Also is used to describe someone who loves to eat tortellas.

(1)(Dude1)"ffs dood!, laik i just disconnect & died at rock lobsters wif all my stoof" | "Wow, Get your net fixed you Zemus!" (2)(Guy1) "OMFG DUDE I'M HAVING A TORTELLA FOR LUNCH!" | (Guy2) "Wow, Never knew you were a Zemus"

by Jar_ February 28, 2009