an incredibly annoying, stupid, gay dumb mother fucker. Can also be someone with horrible spelling or grammar
Guy 1: D00d I gawt liek 6 beejayz thiz weekend!11
Guy 2: Dude, quit being a fucking Zellurs...

Guy 1: Lolz Iam teh p00n!11
by Connor R August 25, 2008
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