The lever(s) on a chair used to adjust height, angle, etc.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The GHETTO of all retailers in Canada.

Canada's bootleg version of Wal-Mart, only trashier.

Doing the exact opposite of what is expected of you in a crucial situation. Don't "pull a Zeller." That was "Zellerific!"

When there is a clear choice in doing something a proper way, but for some unknown reason you are doing it another way. A way that will take 3x more effort, 3x the time, and cause 3x more problems down the road.

Another word for the zipper on pants.