A funny man, know for his large balls and his abnormally small penis. Has a habit of showing them often and saying, "you wanna hit this before I put it away?" Loves Captian Morgan with coke and is not very good with a beer bong.
Zeke whipped it out and I have to say, it looks like a penis, only smaller.
by already seen them often May 17, 2011
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A dickhead, who will die of autism when he is 20
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Tennis Player...Player...Pimp...ew.
Dont be a Zeke, just be a plain 'ol pimp.
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Curly black hair with green eyes loves dh sports and has tje biggest cock you will ever see
Have you seen Zeke he looks nice today
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A stupid, wimpy, perverted, ugly, human being.
Wow! He's such a Zeke! Ewwwwww!
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To be fucked by a cock that either exceeds or is equal to a flacid length of 13 inches. Famously named after Zeke Baylor, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise, who's original character concept was said to have an enormous cock. This was especially prevalent during the "Can I Have This Dance" number in High School Musical 3, where one scene showed Zeke jizzing into the sky. This scene was later deleted and the fluid cascading from above was passed off as rain on Troy and Gabriella.
"Quit Zekeing me" or "Get Zeked bitch"
by Anti-Chad-ed December 19, 2018
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