When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

A mad, often confused, lonely and possibly misunderstood ape from the hill-like village of Menzieshill. Can't climb trees and doesn't like bananas. Hates losing. Often lives alone.

An epithet to describe a person from Azerbaijan or of Azeri descent. Attributes include pointy shoes, doma breath and Ladas loaded with farm animals.

A woman of ill-repute, a street walker. On a scale of class, slightly higher than a prostitute. Similar to a chicken-head. Often seen wearing minimal and revealing club-appropriate clothing in the middle of the day. Her sole goal in life is to attract a mate to meet her material needs.