B = "bee", C = "see", D = "dee", E = "Ee", G = "gee", P = "pee",
T = "tee", V = "vee", and Z = "zee"

"That bastard tried to Zed my wife, so I had to strangle him."

You can't talk to John. He's on the sofa making zeds.

"dude your new bike is sweet! what kind is it?"
"its a zed"

"Who is Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby"

"You're a crisp eating, chip chomping, petrol pumping, lift taking, lorry driving pretentious arse-hole who likes to sound gay by saying the letter "Z" like "Zed" instead of "Zee"."

ew Zed is so ugly that I could die by just looking at him