Zed A phatt Canadian late night TV show featuring shorts (videos), artists (music and otherwise) and interesting commentary. Check it out!
Hey girlfrind, I forgot to pick up a video on the way over. "That's okay, I want to watch Zed anyway."
by laura_jean January 03, 2005
Zed in Latin is the term for "One-Upper" or "Just a straight retard with -2.7 Brain cells". In English however it has a different meaning entirely. Zed in English stands for "A person who will say no or walk away from anything he doesn't like like a winy white bitch sipping on champagne". It honestly just goes on, it is different in every language. Just go ask any bar tender in a different country and they will tell you for the equivalent of 5$ USD. But it is not worse than being called a "Rino" in public if anyone does you are now allowed to murder them with a wet taco shell.
That guy on Twitch is such a fuqin' Zed i swear. Just put the Zed mayo in you sac of Taco's fuqhead!
by Cadet Ginger January 13, 2020
A variant of "fuck" with usage simular to "eff". Used to show displeasure or as an exclaimation of emotion.
"Where the zed did I put my socks!?"
"Go zed yourself."
"What the zed did you break my window for!?"
"Awe zed, I think I've soiled myself."
"Zed this, I quit."
"Open the zedding door!"
"Go zed yourself."
"What the zed did you break my window for!?"
"Awe zed, I think I've soiled myself."
"Zed this, I quit."
"Open the zedding door!"
by hohead September 28, 2006
Zed is a douchebag that only cares about sex, he doesn't notice when he hurts someone and will mentally annoy you and drive you CRAZY.
by Lyxia May 22, 2019
In Pakistani culture when someone is being a 'Zaleel' for something it is referred to as being a Zed. The Zed is often emphasised.
by Tony Tabrez April 19, 2010
The way the twitch streamer xQcOW pronounces based. Used when he is giving a take that most others wouldn't.
by penutbutre June 19, 2021