Zed A phatt Canadian late night TV show featuring shorts (videos), artists (music and otherwise) and interesting commentary. Check it out!
Hey girlfrind, I forgot to pick up a video on the way over. "That's okay, I want to watch Zed anyway."
by laura_jean January 03, 2005
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Zed in Latin is the term for "One-Upper" or "Just a straight retard with -2.7 Brain cells". In English however it has a different meaning entirely. Zed in English stands for "A person who will say no or walk away from anything he doesn't like like a winy white bitch sipping on champagne". It honestly just goes on, it is different in every language. Just go ask any bar tender in a different country and they will tell you for the equivalent of 5$ USD. But it is not worse than being called a "Rino" in public if anyone does you are now allowed to murder them with a wet taco shell.
That guy on Twitch is such a fuqin' Zed i swear. Just put the Zed mayo in you sac of Taco's fuqhead!
by Cadet Ginger January 13, 2020
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A variant of "fuck" with usage simular to "eff". Used to show displeasure or as an exclaimation of emotion.
"Where the zed did I put my socks!?"
"Go zed yourself."
"What the zed did you break my window for!?"
"Awe zed, I think I've soiled myself."
"Zed this, I quit."
"Open the zedding door!"
by hohead September 28, 2006
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Zed is a douchebag that only cares about sex, he doesn't notice when he hurts someone and will mentally annoy you and drive you CRAZY.
Zed is such a douchebag, like, seriously. he cheated on me with her.
by Lyxia May 22, 2019
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In Pakistani culture when someone is being a 'Zaleel' for something it is referred to as being a Zed. The Zed is often emphasised.
Attiah is a ZED for Jelly sweets.
by Tony Tabrez April 19, 2010
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The way the twitch streamer xQcOW pronounces based. Used when he is giving a take that most others wouldn't.
This take is BAY ZED.
by penutbutre June 19, 2021
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Pulp Fiction dialogue. The last words of the story if the movie was told in chronological order.
Marsellus Wallace got medieval on Zed's ass by calling in a couple of pipe-hittin' nigga's with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby,
Zed's dead.
by MTF February 09, 2012
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