“Did u see that movie with the psychedelic purple dragon flying around doing mushrooms and smoking weed last weekend, Bro?

No way dude, it sounds Zeddiculous though! I’ll have to check it out, real soon!

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you