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A sexy beast person (usualy with a rather large penis). Ussualy a skinny white boy, but can also extend into the larger range of persons. Also Zeb for short.
by nebbie September 01, 2007
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A small, backwards, fundie town in North Carolina ruled by ignorant "Christians." Also, a place where rednecks thrive and are respected members of society; just 25-30 minutes away from the wonderful city of Raleigh. Different people, who are much more intelligent than the regular citizens of Zebulon, are looked down upon because they do not conform to the common idiocy.
Redneck: I am racist, sexist, anti-gay and I ain't okay with anyone diff-err-unt than me. I love Jesus and I am from Zebulon.
by FedupwithidiotsinZebulon December 09, 2011
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Zebulon is one of the twelve tribes of Israel. The tribe of Zebulon are in the region of Guatemala to Panama. They are the descendants of the Mayans.
The tribe of Zebulon are Israelites.
by Romans9 November 30, 2018