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While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!
by Dnaldz34 March 23, 2018
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Zebra Dick occurs after anal sex, when, upon removing the penis from the anus, one finds it striped in feces, resembling a zebra with brown stripes. Sometimes referred to as "Tiger Penis" and often occurs in conjunction with Poop Noodle
Last night, I was fucking Cindy, and upon removing my member from her club, I found out the bitch gave me zebra dick."
by Idiodyssey May 25, 2011
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