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A person who finds elderly women kinky, who has a babyface and is cute. In general Zdenko's are very smart and interested by falling apples. This name is also often used to pet your tiny little bird who thinks he is a great eagle (but obviously he is not, but you keep him in the delusion).

Zdenko's are overall good people with parents who wanted to be original in picking names.
Stop being such a Zdenko dud'. Ya mother is not kinky.
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
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A person who finds elderly women kinky, who has a babyface and is cute. In general Zdenkos are very smart and interested by falling apples. This name is also often used to pet your tiny little bird who thinks he is a great eagle (but obviously he is not, but you keep him in the delusion).

Zdenkos are overall handsome, kind and funny people with parents who wanted to be original in picking names, and as you can see, succeeded in their wish.
Stop being such a Zdenko dud'. Ya mother is not kinky.
by UitbKwikst December 10, 2016
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