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Makes the stupidest jokes that don’t make sense. Someone who’s a great friend but a bad person to catch feelings for.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:

Zavy: i’ve sucked off a horse
by Speak!ngfacts June 26, 2019
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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