Sometimes named after a baby that is a failed abortion. Sometimes happens when a dad's," pullout game is weak af." He/she has and uncircumcised penis and is about 3inches long. Born with a deformity.
Look at Zavier, he looks like a dead donkey.
by Dead ass mf February 23, 2016
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Zavier is the type of guy who no one likes and trys to be funny but fails hard. He says the same words over and over no matter how annoying he is. He can't take a hint when to go away. When you see him coming you pray to God he dosnet see you.
Hey, that guy is a Zavier

Oh God, Zaviers coming

That guy just Zaviored up
by DrFalcon77 March 22, 2016
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hey man whats the kid zavier doing?
hes off doing “zavier shenanigans” idiot. what else do you want me to say?
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The events before the Great Zavier Wars (GZW) take place forming the empires and kingdoms that partake in them. Often plagued with the fog of war, bias, and false testimonies. Misunderstood by many, one day to be recollected by the Chosen Ones. Find the way. Find the light. Find. Zavier.
Remember the tales of old?
Tales?
Yes, the Zavier Chronicles.
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Very small pp man who searches up his name and masterbates to it bc it said he was cool
Omg zavier mullholland is soooooo fucking gay
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He's a cute, funny, sweet and nice guy. Very popular and has a lot of good friends. Loves music and people who listen to the same type. Usually a skate border that wears and has a lot of hats. Wears the coolest clothes and gets the cutest girls. Isn't very smart but smart in ways others won't understand. If you meet a Jonathan Zavier in your life, you are very lucky because he might be one of the best people you could meet, I have met one but I call him JZ for short.
did you see that guy?
yah.. thats Jonathan Zavier, why?
he is so hot, I wish I could get a guy like him.
by jzismylifeee December 1, 2011
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X-zavier is a one of a kind person who unlike anyone else. He is willing to put a smile on your face and go out of his way for you. A charming man none the less and romantic as well. Always likes to joke around and have everyone laughing. Someone who would always have your back and make sure your okay even if you’ve crossed him or stab him in the back.
There goes X-zavier!
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