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The best guy you could ever meet, he is usually super smart and funny. Zarren has a habit of goofing around a lot but he usually listens very well and makes things easier for everyone.
Girl: “Wow he is so smart
Girl 2: “Yeah! Must be a Zarren.”
by hiii_00 October 23, 2020
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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usually a guy with a needle dick and or penis.
wow, what a vagina!

ewww, its purple.

zarren youre penis isnt erect.
by michael norris August 21, 2006
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Zarren is a tall blonde pile of shit. He has infected the world with his needle like dong. He may be a fuck up, but he is necessary for the mother nature’s survival. He is one of a kind, and it may be purple but it’s great.
God I hate Zarren with all my heart, but wow that purple was amazing.
by Wet rag dad October 07, 2019
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