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An all-purpose expletive coined by the late Douglas Noel Adams for his internationally bestselling science fiction novel "A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
Zark you!
Zark off!
What the zark?
by DNA fan February 07, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A nerdy Polish loner that has no friends but thinks he is intellectual. A clown.
Did you hear about that guy who wrote a childen's book about Ben Franklin? What a zark.
by Gordy Smalls November 30, 2006
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According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.
Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?
by _,,-=;;({[]});;=-,,_ September 20, 2008
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A word used to describe multiple sun chip bags stuffed inside each other.
No way, did you see jacksons ZARK collection!?
by Dylan Smets February 13, 2021
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