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An all-purpose expletive coined by the late Douglas Noel Adams for his internationally bestselling science fiction novel "A Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy."
Zark you!
Zark off!
What the zark?
by DNA fan February 07, 2004
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
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Obscure swearword
That Zarking mouse won't Zarking shut up!
by ruther July 08, 2003
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A nerdy Polish loner that has no friends but thinks he is intellectual. A clown.
Did you hear about that guy who wrote a childen's book about Ben Franklin? What a zark.
by Gordy Smalls November 30, 2006
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According to my friend, a zark is when he comes up behind you and pokes you on both sides simultaneously. But you guys have better definitions.
Zark! Why the hell did you zarking do that?
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A word used to describe multiple sun chip bags stuffed inside each other.
No way, did you see jacksons ZARK collection!?
by Dylan Smets February 13, 2021
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