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The Law of humanity that states that the more children you have, the less you will love them each individually.
Man: Oh man, Joe's family is so huge, his parents really dont love him that much! He's a victim of Zapka's Law.
by Zapka May 28, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018