1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.
2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.
3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."
4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
by Catherine Janeway September 17, 2007
The name of a guy who is extremely kind, understanding, intelligent, funny, charming and handsome. His personality is on point, and the fact that he's so incredibly good looking is just a bonus. His jokes and his way with words are indescribable. He is, overall, an exceptionally great guy.
by epicgamerwin February 09, 2019
Where to begin. On the outside, quiet, shy, and humble beyond belief, but inside lies an incredible and intelligent person. Truly, he is one of the best people on the planet.
I would put an example here, but it wouldn't be befitting of such an indescribable person like Zane.
by shhhyourface March 11, 2013
Zane. He's funny, he's kind, an amazing friend, stubborn at times, he is uplifting. Yes Zane may have his own problems, but Zane is amazing. If you have Zane in your life don't lose him or you'll lose alot.
by @kaii.1 March 16, 2019
Zane is a smart, funny, sexy, nice man who is very good at loving the lucky girl he has. He says I love you every night, he kisses her with no problem in front of everyone, and he holds hands with his true love. He will only be with the girl he's with and no one else because she's his Truelove. She loves him more an anything and he loves her more than anything. He tries to be friends with everyone but still love his girlfriend. Zane has been through a lot in life, but he still can love someone, and be friends with many people. Every girl wants a Zane to love, but he will only love one girl. If anyone could have the strong, handsome, sexy, loving Zane I have you would do anything to keep him. I love you Zane your the best person alive. I wish there were more people like you! I bet every girl would want to kiss you, hug you, hold hands with you, just like me. Except I'm different I get those things, I get you. No matter how mad, sad, grumpy I am I will always love you. I can't wait to get your perfect lips touching mine. Love you babe!
by Girlfriend of Zaige😍😘💓💕💞 March 17, 2018