The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander
"i wish i was as cool as Zander"
by MyNameIsZanderBITCH June 11, 2018
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Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.
Person 1: did you see that Zander yeet that bottle across the room?
Person1: no I was in the toilet.
by YayALlama August 07, 2019
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Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.
Y/n: who was that?
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)
by Cupcake321 August 26, 2014
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Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.
V- oml that guy is so nice to me, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
A- What! That's Zander, but I think he stays single to keep him self open
V- well I'm gonna try to fix that.
by Cupcake girl 184 May 06, 2017
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P1 how do you spell your name?
P2 Zander
P1 I Thought it was spelled, Xander
P2 NO IT IS SPELLED ZANDER YOU FOOL I HATE YOU GO DIE!!!!!!!
P1 Woah dude chill
by The True Nugget Lord January 31, 2020
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