The lord of all meatballs, God of earth, Also known as the almighty Pizza Commander

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)

To protect

Warrior man

Zander’s yeet random things across the room. That is why you stay away from them.

Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.

Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.