Zamir is a brilliant man full of wisdom, sometimes has grate trouble with his anger and is the most loyal person you'll ever meet

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

Zamir is a legend , a goat he is superior in everything and the best part he got a big dick and he know how to use it

Is the Bestest Person You'll Ever meet.... He is way better than Kiara.... he is the Smartest Person Ever....

God, and the best of em all.

In myth lore it is an all knowing wisdom tree that lives next to gnomes houses. It eats field mice and remains hidden until the owner of the house realizes it is a Zamir. When this happens the Zamir reveals his knowledge to the gnome.
In times of war the Zamir can uproot itself and travel away from danger.

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also and/or a dweeb, weeb, nerd, geek, idiot, has no knowledge of cooking, has once burnt an omelette