When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)
by MissScarFever February 23, 2020
The Zamboni is a sex position that the driver controls from behind with their partner in the doggy position. What makes the Zamboni an exciting version of doggy is that someone must be holding ice cubes and the aim of the game is to climax before the ice cubes melt! For extra intensity play Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby in the background. Can you keep cool under pressure?
by IceQween May 01, 2020
by Mei Xian April 30, 2003
When you finish on yourself, take the waistband of the item of clothing you are wearing, and wipe yourself clean.
After the crisis of a cancelled date, Tommy had to finish himself off. Once he finished he used his signature move The Zamboni to clean himself off.
by JC from Savage May 08, 2019
If you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl's tits. The nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. No floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. You often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. The term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. You spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.
by pjsiqhh March 22, 2007
After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.
by Flange Master M January 10, 2008