Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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2
verb; to cavalierly dismiss someone that is harassing you.

Example: When a student at NYU demands that you give her as much attention as humanly possible as though you are not her professor, but her employee.
That chick at the bar last night just zaloomed my ass when I asked for her number.
by TooManyMeds January 07, 2012
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