A friendly, caring individual with great hair, smile, and eyes. Zaley may tend to make bad decisions such as party, smoke, or choose bad people to hang with, but is always honest and has a pure heart. Zaley only wants the best for her friends and is always there to talk. If you have a Zaley, love them. Never let them go. Laugh with them, joke with them, cry with them. Just appreciate them.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

AKA: Hippie

1.sexy/fuckable/ stoner
-McClambert

2.An over energetic "fellow" with a space cadet type way of thinking. Term often used in association with Marijuana or Alchohol.. or Casey...
-McJuana